Find Out What It Means To Me

Maybe it's just me, but I think that there are right ways and wrong ways to just about everything. For instance I was going through a Playboy the other day (just looking at the pictures, I don't bother with the articles) when I noticed something that struck me as a little odd. The centerfold du jour had a tattoo above her pubis that read RESPECT. While I am all about respecting the female gender (especially when they're naked) I found that an interesting place for ink of that magnitude. Most everyone who's going to be reading it (prior to the pictures in the magazine) must have respected her to some degree, unless she was a woman of loose morals, and then the tattoo would've worked better written backwards on her forhead so she could read it as she washed off the dried makeup and tears each morning after a one night stand.

Of course, why take advice from me, I have a similar tattoo in the same spot. Althought mine reads:

"Just don't bite it"