Scares the ever-lovin shit out of me

My Horroscope Today:

You might be developing a secret crush on someone, Benjamin, and today you could be caught up in passionate fantasies. You may be falling for someone at work, longing for them each day as you glance across your desk. Romantic Taurus can sometimes be a fool for love. You might want to consider whether or not the object of your affection is a real prospect for you. Is the person who delivers bagels in the morning really marriage material?

I work in an office with 4 other men and no female contact.

That being said I deliver my own bagels, so loving myself isn't that bad. I do it daily, sometimes, 2-3 times a day. Sometimes more. :(