Here Kitty Kitty Kitty

I read this and thought it was waaaaaaaayyyyyyy to funny to not share with the rest of the world (read: the 2 people that check this blog)


Before sex, a vagina looks like a flower, ready to blossom, fragrant and soft.

After sex, it looks like a bulldog got into a jar of mayonaise.


Now I don't even believe that to be 100% true, but considering I laughed so hard I left a stain on my chair, I figured I should share. Even if it were true, I'm a male and we have testicles, which are quite possibly the most unattractive things ever. Well, except for mine. They're made of gold and covered with glitter and puppy dogs.