She's a Man, Baby! Yeaaaah
Seriously though. One of the things that gets me the most about the Oscars is the fact that a lot of the winners are barely in the theaters when they win, mainly just put out at the time closest to the Oscars to try and garner more consideration.
But onto the main post.
Hilary Swank is a man. Seriously. Aside from looking at her, but really, look at her. She's manish. The short hair, bulking biceps, manly man looking face. Look at the roles he/she's taken... The Next Karate Kid, Boys Don't Cry, and now, Million Dollar Baby. 2 Oscars for manly type rolls.
Sad thing is, I bet her penis is bigger then mine.
2 Comments:
LMFAO!
Maybe she is a her-maf-ro-dyte? Or a Lesbian... which may be the reason she can't get away from boy rolls...
You know, Hillary Swank has been irritating me for years. I've been trying to convince myself that it was because of the horse teeth, but the fact that she is a man fits much better. Thank you for finally putting that issue to bed for my warped brain.
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