Inventor

Don't ask me where these ideas come from, I don't know. I'm a slave to my brain, I just do what he tells me to.

That being said, I have a new invention that is going to revolutionize the industry.

You ready for this...

I really don't think you are...

But yet you're still reading...

Ok, you asked for it then...

Here goes:

My new invention is a combination mini-comb that's made out of toilet paper and completely flushable.

Say goodbye to skids.

We have the butt comb.

The solution for those in the world, with hairy asses.

Would it be wrong for my mansion to have comb teeth pillars out front? :)